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Let's go, girls.

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Come on.

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♪ I'm going out tonight,
I'm feeling all right ♪

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♪ Gonna let it all hang out ♪

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♪ Want to make some noise,
really raise my voice ♪

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♪ Yeah, I want to scream and shout ♪

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- ♪ No inhibitions, make no conditions ♪
- Babe, it's your turn!

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Sorry. Just dealt myself
a hand of Solitaire.

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- ♪ Get a little out of line ♪
- I haven't had a glass of wine in 10 months,

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- so let me have this buttery Chard in peace.
- ♪ I ain't gonna act politically correct ♪

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- Roger that.
- Okay.

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♪ I only want to have a good time ♪

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I've missed us.

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♪ The best thing about being a woman ♪

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What are you doing?!

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What are you doing?!

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♪ Is the prerogative to have a... ♪

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Wine and Shania? I got
here just in time.

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You need to Zuo Yue Zi.

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I'm sure Zuo Yue tea is great,

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and definitely worth
sneaking into my house,

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scaring me, and breaking my glassware,

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but I'm a coffee person.

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Zuo Yue Zi isn't just tea.

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It's a Chinese custom where your mother,

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or your mother-in-law,
or your selfless friend

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takes care of you after
you've given birth.

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Oh, that's sweet.

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And it looks like I came just in time

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because your body has obviously
been through a trauma.

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But don't worry.

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Zuo Yue Zi will help
you heal and re-balance.

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Isn't that what this is for?

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Come on. That's funny, isn't it?

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I'm still funny, right?

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Good ol' Funny Honey.

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I haven't slept in 36 hours.

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That's exactly why you need
me to Zuo Yue Zi for you.

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Louis' mother did it for me,
and it was a lifesaver.

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I'll cook all your meals, make
sure you get plenty of rest,

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and I'll be an extra set
of hands with Maria.

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I can't ask you to do all that.

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You're so busy with your
family and your book.

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What book? Please, let me help you.

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Besides, this might be the
only opportunity I have

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to Zuo Yue Zi for someone
because I have no daughters,

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and my sons will probably
all marry strong women

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who I will be too old to overpower.

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It's a tempting offer,
but I don't need help.

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I've got Marvin.

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There's Funny Honey!

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No, he helps with the cooking...

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Don't worry. Breakfast is on the grill.

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Okay.

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Let's try your Zuo Yue Zi.

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Fantastic. Thank you, Honey,

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for being the otherwise disappointing

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white daughter-in-law who is
too weak to fight me off.

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The Weather Channel is counting
down the storms of the century,

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and this is what you're watching?

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Hey! "Pumping Iron".

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This movie inspired my
very first bowl cut.

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Eddie and I want to
start lifting weights.

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Don't get too big. We're
not buying you new shirts.

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We know. We just wanted to
get stronger than Grandma.

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I can't hold on.

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My arms feel like Jell-O.

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She is deceptively strong.

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She doesn't slice a watermelon.

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She rips it open with her bare hands.

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Hey, Dad, since Mom's over
at Honey's for a while,

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we thought we could turn
her office into a gym.

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I don't see why not.

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She's not using it anymore since
her book was a total fail...

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I-I mean, she's not using it anymore.

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It's so great that
mysterious billionaire

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bought all the copies of Mommy's
book and insisted she retire.

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She told me Tom Clancy paid
her so she could stop writing

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because he feared the competition.

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You two are such idiots.

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The mysterious billionaire
was Tom Clancy.

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- Oh!
- Uh, yep, that's exactly what happened.

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I'll be in my room.

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I can't concentrate
with all this grunting.

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Hey, Dad, want to hop on
the muscle train with us?

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I'd love to, but since your
mom's busy with Honey,

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this is my chance to spend some QT

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with number three.

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Quality time with Evan?

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Because your mom hogs him
to herself all the time?

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Cool.

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Hey, Emery, want to go make a smoothie?

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As Arnold says...

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"First you bulk, then you shred."

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Lunch time.

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I made you a special fish soup

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with red dates and Goji.

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It's full of iron to help
restore your broken body.

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I wouldn't say it's broken.

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Of course, your...
splintered body. Try it.

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How do you know all this?

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Grandma Huang did this
for me three times.

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It was either learn about Goji

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or listen to one of her
arm wrestling stories.

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Mmm, that's good.

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"Good"? It's fantastic!

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Mmm.

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You're spoiling us Jessica.

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You sure you don't
want me to thaw us out

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some strip steaks for dinner?

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- Please God, no.
- No.

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I've already started on a
sesame oil soup for dinner.

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You're staying for dinner?
Oh, God bless you.

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Huh, soup for dinner? Slurps up!

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Oh, and thank you for the socks.
They're very cozy.

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Well, it's important for new
mothers to keep their feet warm.

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Grandma Huang gave me those
during our first Zuo Yue Zi.

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I threatened to push her down the stairs

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so many times in those socks.

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I don't know if it's the Goji or what,

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but something's happening.

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I think I feel my milk letting down.

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Surrender to the Goji.

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Okay, I'm gonna... lift it.

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I would argue we already worked out

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by moving all those boxes of Mom's novel

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from here to Grandma's garage.

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Guess we don't want to overdo it.

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Exactly. You know, for a billionaire,

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you'd think Tom Clancy could
come pick up his own books.

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- Hmm.
- Hey, bud.

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What you doing? Reading?

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Trying to.

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Ooh, "Churchill: Lad to Legend."

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Big book. Big man.

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Dad, can I help you with something?

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No, I just thought we could
hang out, me and you.

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- Uh, I don't really... "hang".
- Sure you do!

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I see you in here with
Mom all the time...

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hanging, chilling, maxing, relaxing.

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- But that's different.
- Why?

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Come on. You know why.

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Yeah.

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Why?

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Because I'm more of a "Mommy Guy".

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Everyone knows that.

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All right, Winston,
there's only steerage

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on this steamer to Calcutta.

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Let's see what you do.

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Hmm.

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Welcome back.

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You were running in your dream.

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Jessica?

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I'll go make your next herbal tea.

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Oh, no. No, no, that's okay.

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Really, between the soups
and the herbs and the nap,

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I feel completely refreshed.

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Where are you going?

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I thought I'd get the stroller,

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take Maria out for some fresh air.

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I am sorry, Honey, but you can't.

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During Zuo Yue Zi,

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the new mother can't leave
the house for a month.

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- What?
- That's what it means.

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Zuo Yue Zi... "Sitting the Month".

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I'm going to be here, in your house,

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helping you heal the entire time.

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30 days?

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And 30 nights!

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Ah, ah, ah!

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The less you move during this time,

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the better for your pelvis.
What do you need?

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Just a glass of ice water.

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I burned my tongue on the tea.

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I'm sorry, but cold food and drink

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aren't allowed during Zuo Yue Zi.

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They're a shock to the system.
Here's breakfast.

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Oh. The same soup?

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Every day?

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Oh, there are small changes.

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Next week, we introduce
White Dahlia Root.

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Jessica, I so appreciate

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you wanting to "Sit the Month" with me,

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but I can't let you do
this for 29 more days.

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It's too much trouble.

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Nonsense. What else do I have going on?

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Off the top of my head...
your husband...

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- He's fine.
- ... your boys...

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- Perfectly fine.
- ... your book?

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What book? You are my
priority right now,

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and I want to finish what we started.

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It's called "Sitting the Month",

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not "Sitting the Day and a Half."

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Yeah, I kind of wish

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you had translated
that in the beginning.

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Please, just let me give you
this gift, as a friend.

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Okay, but do you think I could have some

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fruit for breakfast instead of the soup?

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You can have this in four hours

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after it's warmed to room temperature.

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There you are. Come on.
Time to work out.

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What do you think I'm doing?

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Work it.

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Tae Bo, the revolutionary combination

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of Taekwondo and boxing.

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Well, what about weight lifting?

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We can't just jump to
the pump. It's not safe.

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We have to master our body weight.

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Before I lift iron, I got
to know how to lift Eddie.

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Work it.

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Do it again! Go!

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Whoa! Tae Bo!

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The revolutionary combination
of Taekwondo and boxing.

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Yeah, it's a great workout. Grab a seat.

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My sweatbands are in the wash.

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Hey, can I ask you guys something?

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Evan said he's more of
a "Mom Guy", which...

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... I mean, that's crazy, right?

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Evan's not a "Mom Guy".

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- He's definitely a "Mom Guy".
- Total "Mom Guy".

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Really, you guys know it, too?!

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So it's not your mom hogging Evan.

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It's Evan choosing to hang
out with her instead of me.

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Dad, we're working out here, so...

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Okay, with your mom away,

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I've got 30 days to turn
Evan into a "Dad Guy".

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All we need is some classic,
all-American father-son QT.

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Isn't this great?

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Since we both love our hair,
I got this attachment

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so we could style side-by-side
and, you know, bond.

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Maybe turn you into a "Dad Guy".

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What?

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I said I thought we could bond!

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What?!

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Sorry. I was just saying how nice it is

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that we both love styling our hair.

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We have that in common.

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- I don't style my hair.
- Of course you do.

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I just wash and go.

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Wow. You're blessed.

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Just like Mom.

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Mind if I go read?

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Churchill is entering
his crotchety phase.

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His jowls are about to come in.

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If I can't take a shower,

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can I at least wash my hair?

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Please?

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Sorry, no.

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Bathing of any kind is
prohibited during Zuo Yue Zi.

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But... why?

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Some say it's to keep
your good bacteria,

258
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others say it's to maintain body heat.

259
00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:19,610
I'm not sure which, but
I'm not gonna argue

260
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,600
with thousands of years of
Chinese culture, are you?

261
00:11:22,650 --> 00:11:26,279
I mean, no. I guess not. But...

262
00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,839
Sounds like you're arguing
with Chinese culture.

263
00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:32,260
I don't ask you why you kiss
the Blarney Stone, do I?

264
00:11:32,330 --> 00:11:34,260
She's got you there.

265
00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:37,000
Now, now, it's only natural to question

266
00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,070
something that is so powerful.

267
00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:42,840
So I got you the latest issue
of "Sitting the Month-ly".

268
00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:45,659
The crosswords are super easy.

269
00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,280
Every answer is "baby".

270
00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:50,610
I'm gonna go put Maria down for a nap.

271
00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:53,750
Okay, Jessica is up to something.

272
00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:55,720
I just can't figure out what.

273
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,380
I mean, she's being way too nice,

274
00:11:57,390 --> 00:11:58,390
she won't leave me alone,

275
00:11:58,391 --> 00:12:01,060
she's not talking about her
favorite topic... herself.

276
00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:03,880
I don't know what's going on
with her, but I'm worried.

277
00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,530
Well, I'm not. I'm loving this.

278
00:12:06,630 --> 00:12:09,630
Nice Jessica, free child care,

279
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,460
barely having to chew your food.

280
00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:15,380
Plus, I'm down to my pre-baby weight.

281
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:17,170
Pre-Nicole.

282
00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,320
This is the life, man.

283
00:12:20,710 --> 00:12:22,940
Watching all that Tae
Bo made me thirsty.

284
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,910
- Restorative smoothie?
- Hell yeah, bro.

285
00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:27,680
Got to get that muscle repair.
Rip, tear, repair.

286
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,950
Care to add some watermelon?

287
00:12:32,790 --> 00:12:35,690
We got to start working out.

288
00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:37,990
Since our salon session was such a bust,

289
00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:40,260
I thought we'd try an activity
we both could enjoy...

290
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:41,450
storm chasing.

291
00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:45,930
Can we do this another time?

292
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,740
Maybe when there's a cloud in the sky.

293
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:51,640
I just got a 3,000-piece
puzzle of the Cliffs of Dover.

294
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,110
Or as Winston called them,
"Britain's Front Gate".

295
00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:56,040
A puzzle?! I love puzzles!

296
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,550
All these cliffs look alike.

297
00:13:02,690 --> 00:13:05,490
That's the fun part.

298
00:13:05,590 --> 00:13:08,060
You know, I can finish this myself.

299
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,360
Probably faster.

300
00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,030
No way. This is our quality time.

301
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,380
Just you and me.

302
00:13:13,400 --> 00:13:14,830
Stop! You don't need to force it!

303
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:16,520
I'm not. I like spending time with you.

304
00:13:17,460 --> 00:13:19,880
I was talking about the pieces.

305
00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:24,010
Oh, yeah, um... me too.

306
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:32,919
_

307
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:39,720
"Sorry, cold air is forbidden".

308
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,360
She turned off the AC?

309
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,820
Yeah, isn't it great?

310
00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:46,760
Oh, this heat is working
wonders for my joints.

311
00:13:46,830 --> 00:13:48,760
Check it out.

312
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,600
Torpedo squats.

313
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,840
You don't touch another
woman's AC in Florida.

314
00:13:53,860 --> 00:13:57,040
That's it. I'm taking a shower.

315
00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,560
I knew you'd be tempted.

316
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:01,280
Also, shh.

317
00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:04,980
Screaming isn't allowed
during Zuo Yue Zi.

318
00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:08,140
Jessica, I love that
you want to help me,

319
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,390
but this has gone too far.
You need to leave.

320
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,750
Sorry, I can't do that.

321
00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:15,060
Why? What is going on with you?

322
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,060
I know you. You're my best friend.

323
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,190
Something's going on. Just talk to me.

324
00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,830
Fine.

325
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,130
I didn't want to tell you this, but...

326
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,700
you are very weak.

327
00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:31,900
You hit your Zuo Yue Zi wall very early.

328
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,110
Most people don't break until Day 20.

329
00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:35,580
Jessica, you are acting crazy.

330
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,250
It's way past your nap time.

331
00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:38,719
Why don't you go lie down,

332
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,560
and I'll go make us some tea?

333
00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,960
I added a pinch of Swallowwort.

334
00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:03,810
It'll help that temper!

335
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,440
Honey?

336
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,380
We got a runner.

337
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:17,300
Honey?

338
00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:19,360
Are you here?

339
00:15:19,380 --> 00:15:23,080
If you come back, I'll
give you an ice cube.

340
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,690
I knew it. So weak.

341
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,809
Aha!

342
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,480
Um... you didn't see this.

343
00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:41,110
Everyone knows you use
leave-in conditioner, Louis.

344
00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:42,359
Sure, but which brand?

345
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,880
Pantene. Have you seen Honey?

346
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:44,970
She escaped!

347
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:47,070
After four days?

348
00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:48,869
She hit that wall early, huh?

349
00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:51,410
Yes, and I was doing it the nice way...

350
00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:53,119
rolling out the rules slowly

351
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,380
so she wouldn't freak out,

352
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,140
hiding her shoes so she couldn't escape.

353
00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:57,380
But she did escape.

354
00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:59,350
In socks. Like a desperate orphan.

355
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:00,710
Think, Louis.

356
00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:03,620
If you were a weak white woman
who wanted to feel better,

357
00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:05,240
where would you go?

358
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,500
Talbots?

359
00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:09,740
Anyway, I'm happy you're here.
I need to talk to you.

360
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:10,750
You have two minutes while

361
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,060
I think about where to find Honey. Go.

362
00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:13,540
Okay, I've been trying to turn Evan

363
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,650
into a "Dad Guy" by spending
quality time with him,

364
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,180
but it's not working.

365
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:20,080
And now I'm worried. Maybe
I'm not an "Evan Guy".

366
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:22,190
Please, you think I'm an "Eddie Guy"?

367
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:24,000
You don't have to be a
perfect match with your son

368
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:25,660
to have a relationship with him.

369
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,920
- Hmm.
- You'll find some common ground,

370
00:16:27,990 --> 00:16:29,999
probably when you least expect it.

371
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,400
Like how Eddie and I discovered
we both like to kick anthills.

372
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,200
I don't know how you two can do that.

373
00:16:35,270 --> 00:16:37,219
The ants work so hard on those hills.

374
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:40,670
My point is, there's no such
thing as "quality time".

375
00:16:40,770 --> 00:16:42,110
Time is time.

376
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,660
Huh. Thanks.

377
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,399
You know, I never
thought about it like...

378
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,400
The backyard!

379
00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:51,650
I bet Honey wanted to give
herself a nice hose shower.

380
00:16:57,060 --> 00:16:59,060
Ah.

381
00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:01,860
I have missed salt.

382
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:03,160
Mmm.

383
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:05,000
Thank you for hiding me, Jenny.

384
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,460
No problem.

385
00:17:06,530 --> 00:17:09,070
Jessica will give up soon, right?

386
00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:11,720
I mean, it's nice that she
wants to help me heal,

387
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,720
but this is just too much.

388
00:17:13,730 --> 00:17:16,860
_

389
00:17:16,940 --> 00:17:21,500
_

390
00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:26,500
_

391
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:30,400
_

392
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:33,420
_

393
00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:36,460
_

394
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,760
I'm sorry. I only
understood "Zuo Yue Zi".

395
00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:44,170
It's not you who needs to heal.

396
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,000
It's Jessica.

397
00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:48,570
Why would Jessica need to heal?

398
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,279
Oh, my God.

399
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:57,260
_

400
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,450
Hey, a new puzzle, huh?

401
00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:04,690
Lot of corners on that one.

402
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,020
Only four. Same as every puzzle.

403
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,470
Look, I'm sorry for trying to force

404
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,330
all this quality time on you.

405
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,770
I was just hoping to turn
you into a "Dad Guy".

406
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:19,200
I may not be a "Dad Guy",
but you're still my dad.

407
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:21,740
And it was nice of you
to do all that stuff.

408
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,870
Annoying, but nice.

409
00:18:25,410 --> 00:18:27,810
Um, well, if it's okay with you,

410
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,550
I'm just gonna watch TV over here

411
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,010
while you do your thing over there.

412
00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,350
I'd like that.

413
00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:42,360
"Twister"? This movie is the worst.

414
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:44,690
Such an inaccurate depiction of weather.

415
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,100
That first tornado
wasn't even a supercell.

416
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,120
Why chase it?

417
00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:49,480
Well, what do you expect from a movie

418
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,570
where Bill Paxton leaves Jami Gertz?

419
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,500
Come on. That woman is delightful.

420
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:57,410
And a doctor! Talk about a catch!

421
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,100
Look at this. This is so ridiculous.

422
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,440
I know. I hate it.

423
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:07,880
Ha! I knew you would
come back eventually.

424
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,820
To my own home?

425
00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:10,990
You caught me.

426
00:19:11,090 --> 00:19:12,700
Do you know how dangerous it is

427
00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,590
to stop sitting the month early?

428
00:19:14,690 --> 00:19:16,230
You won't heal properly.

429
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:18,200
Now we need to start all over again.

430
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:20,130
We do, actually.

431
00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:21,330
Only this time,

432
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,979
how about you take a seat

433
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:24,880
and I make the tea, okay?

434
00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:30,870
So, I talked to Jenny.

435
00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:33,940
I think I know why you're doing this.

436
00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:36,710
Because you're broken and
I'm helping you heal.

437
00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:40,320
No. Because you need to heal.

438
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,420
I am so sorry.

439
00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:52,360
Look, I know you don't want
to talk about this right now.

440
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,070
But when you do, I'm here.

441
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,140
I need to get over my book.

442
00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:04,470
Is that it?

443
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,310
It's a good start.

444
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,210
What is this?

445
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,880
This is sangria.

446
00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:15,020
This is how Southerners sit the month.

447
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,390
The fruit tastes like wine.

448
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:23,290
I'll make us a pitcher.

449
00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:31,250
All right, boys,

450
00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:33,500
guess who's ready to get his Bo on?

451
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:35,990
Boys?

452
00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:38,160
Boys?

453
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,320
So sorry. We should have asked.

454
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,400
We're just trying to find
our optimal workout hair.

455
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,950
Although, now that we look so good,

456
00:20:47,050 --> 00:20:50,420
it seems like kind of a waste to
ruin this hair by working out.

457
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,190
Mind if I cut in?

458
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,040
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